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2003 Archive: The “Chicago” Sweep

Why did it win 6 Oscars? Because the Academy missed the 1920s, mostly because of the fringe and the lack of social media.

Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club05/22/2009 02:59A joke about nothing? Love it!
@CRT_Degauss04/12/2003 22:44BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@DVD_Rom_King06/09/2006 07:10More capacity for humor on this site!
@Pi_Mathematics04/30/2012 17:43Finding the patterns in the humor.
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan08/31/1999 00:43Silently laughing in the snow.

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