2005 Archive: The Chef

“I’ll change it, but it needs a foam made of argon gas.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@WAP_Navigator11/13/2008 09:20Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle01/27/1998 15:26What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Heathers_Winona07/31/2008 06:55Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Champ_Kind_Wham08/27/2003 00:37WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Trololo_Man_7001/29/2006 19:19Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Space_Background09/11/2002 20:00The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Map_Maker_X06/10/2015 21:33The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Tay_Zonday_Fan12/03/2013 21:34Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.