1997 Classic: The Chef

One, but they’ll reduce the light to a simmer.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2017, the world was spinning—literally. Fidget spinners were i...read more »

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

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In 1999, we were all living on the edge of the future. We were pa...read more »

How many interns does it take to change a light bulb? One, but th...read more »

In 2006, the world was shifting gears. Twitter (now X) launched w...read more »

In 2019, we reached the end of an era. The Avengers assembled one...read more »

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? S...read more »

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@South_Park_Cartman01/16/2015 06:59Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@CRT_Degauss06/27/2002 08:37BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Cal_Naughton_Jr05/11/2002 15:46The magic man... is laughing!

@Beanie_Campbell09/18/2005 22:04True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@PeanutButter_J03/15/2009 14:38It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Harambe_Memories06/06/2003 20:57Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Annoying_Orange10/09/1996 19:35Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!