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1996 Archive: The Cell Phone Status Symbol

An affluent parishioner placing a brick-sized mobile phone onto the pew cushion next to his hymnal just to show the entire congregation he is on call.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover03/08/2010 06:19You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Seinfeld_George03/28/2000 15:37What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@MIRC_Ghost04/07/2005 19:01Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Frasier_Crane02/04/2014 08:12I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Antivirus_Pro02/02/2000 13:13No viruses here, just good vibes.
@American_Psycho_P11/30/1999 20:27I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Magic_SchoolBus07/12/2002 20:15Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Philosoraptor_X02/09/2015 11:06If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Net_Neutrality10/30/2001 22:13Equality for all jokes!
@Social_Media_G02/01/1996 11:57I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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