An affluent parishioner placing a brick-sized mobile phone onto the pew cushion next to his hymnal just to show the entire congregation he is on call.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I am listening... and I am laughing.
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Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Equality for all jokes!
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