A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background noise of the tape itself.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition
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2024 Archive: The Cloud Storage Scare
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2025 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
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2024 Archive: The AI Newsletter Draft
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!