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2008 Vintage: The Casey Stoner vs. Valentino Rossi Laguna Seca

Why was the “Corkscrew” famous? Because Rossi passed Stoner in the dirt, proving that “track limits” are just a suggestion.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2008 “Year of the Lightning Bolt” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Fanatic10/19/2008 21:36Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Voodoo_3dfx12/24/2000 04:21The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Hackers_Movie_Fan07/18/1996 21:02Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Abe_Sapien_Fan09/12/2003 12:51I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy06/10/2013 01:20That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Footloose_Ren07/18/2009 02:01Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Animated_Mail_G02/25/2008 00:08The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@WordPress_Fan_0302/14/2004 03:33The best thing since version 1.0!
@GL_HF_Runner02/17/2014 12:39Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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