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2006 Vintage: The Cars Merchandising

Why was Mater the star? Because Pixar realized that while kids liked the racing, parents would spend the next decade buying every single plastic truck with a Southern accent ever manufactured.

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2006 “Casino Royale, Borat & The Boston Mole” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Gladiator II (Late Run)
Why the sharks? For a movie that proved Paul Mescal can look grea...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Return
Why the wait? For a 36-year sequel that proved Michael Keaton sti...read more »
2023 Archive: The 2023 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Double Strike"? Because it was the year the actors and w...read more »
2025 Classic: The F1 Speed
Why Brad Pitt (again)? For proving that at 61, he can still fit i...read more »
2025 Archive: The Black Phone 2
Why Ethan Hawke's mask? For a sequel that suggested that even if ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Blade (Maybe?) Release
Why the silence? For a movie that has been "coming soon" since 20...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Asteroid City Symmetry
Why the play? For the most "Wes Anderson" movie yet, where the ac...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Priscilla vs. Elvis
Why the height difference? For a movie that reminded us that whil...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later Comeback
Why so long? For a sequel that proved that Cillian Murphy is stil...read more »

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2023 Vintage: The Fast X Bridge
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2023 Vintage: The Any But You Chemistry
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2023 Vintage: The Gran Turismo Logic
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User06/13/2004 05:05Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Fight_Club_Tyler10/29/2008 02:26The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Winamp_Playlist09/23/2010 05:43Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Diva_Plavalaguna05/29/2009 04:45The highest note of humor!
@Noob_Slayer_X10/09/2003 00:57Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Everquest_Solo07/03/2007 20:43Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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