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2024 Classic: The Carlos Alcaraz French-Wimbledon Double

Why is the young Spaniard the new sheriff? Because he won both Slams back-to-back, making the “passing of the torch” in tennis an official reality.

Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan12/21/2012 10:06I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Zip_Drive_Owner06/13/1995 18:04Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Burning_CDs10/11/1995 00:19I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Linkin_Park_Fan10/07/2002 22:48In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Offspring_Guy05/07/1998 14:45The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Shagadelic_9709/21/2011 18:28This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Overly_Attached08/10/1998 03:05I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Hide_The_Pain_H01/14/2008 11:08I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

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