2014 Archive: The “But That’s None of My Business” Frog

“I see you sitting in the dark because you’re too lazy to go to the store… but that’s none of my business.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Napster_King04/15/1996 20:27I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@SpiderMan_Tobey01/13/2005 08:56With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Web_Master_Flex01/09/2002 12:21I am adding this to my links page right now.

@HTML_Hacker07/12/2001 20:01<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Courage_Dog10/20/1998 04:53The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Fat_Bastard_Get07/10/2000 05:54Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).