Why was the 4th so “toasty”? Because Colbie’s song made everyone feel like they had a warm feeling in their toes (which was actually just the hot pavement).
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
This joke is an Epic Win!
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