2000 Classic: The Britney Spears “Snake” Moment

Why was the zoo popular? Because after the VMAs, everyone thought a yellow python was the must-have accessory for the summer.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »

It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BB...read more »

In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »

Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »

In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »

Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »

Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »

In 1998, Independence Day was all about looking up—mostly to see ...read more »

Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »

Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »

Why was the grill so "Emotional"? Because Pixar made us realize t...read more »

Why did the mustard bottle talk back? Because it was an "AI-Sauce...read more »

In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »

@Lord_Of_The_Rings10/06/1997 01:31One joke to rule them all!

@Zoolander_Derek03/25/2008 06:08What is this? A joke for ants?

@Fight_Club_Member02/27/2015 05:55I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Noob_Slayer_X08/30/2002 15:10Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

@Protoss_Pylon04/29/2015 08:11You must construct additional laughs!