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1999 Classic: The Britney Spears Defense

 Why did the lawyer represent Britney? He wanted to prove that “Oops!… I Did It Again” is a valid plea for a repeat offender.

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Twister_Chaser12/07/2007 05:59A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@South_Park_Cartman12/20/2007 09:06Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
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