Why did the President say “Bring ’em on”? Because in 2003, he thought the war was a Western movie, and he forgot that movies usually end after two hours.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.