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1996 Vintage: The “Braveheart” Accuracy

Why did historians hate the movie but the Oscars love it? Because the Academy values “Good Lighting” over “Actual Facts” 100% of the time.

Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 1996 “Braveheart, Apollo 13 & Whoopi’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2024 Archive: The Best Original Score
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