Why was the BBQ so “Wild”? Because every girl with a ginger wig and a plastic bow thought she was a Scottish princess defending her clan’s potato salad.
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Kendrick Era
Why was the 2024 BBQ so "Loud"? Because the beef of the century m...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Bio-Hacked" Hot Dog
Why did the burger give you more energy than a workout? Because i...read more »
36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition
In 2008, Independence Day was a mix of superhero optimism and eco...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Cyber-S'mores"
Why was the marshmallow glowing? Because it was infused with "Saf...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "A Bar Song (Tipsy)"
Why was the 4th so "Country-Club"? Because Shaboozey had everyone...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Holographic Guest"
Why was Grandma flickering? Because she was celebrating from Flor...read more »
2025 Archive: The Superman (James Gunn) Hype
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »
2025 Vintage: The The White Lotus
Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Hot Styles” Edition
In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »
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38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition
In 2015, Independence Day was a "Social Experiment." We were all ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Beyond the Spider-Verse
Why were there 50 different versions of the parade? Because "Mult...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition
In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Reactions
Why were the fireworks square? Because the Jack Black movie made ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
First! And it’s funny!