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1996 Archive: The Brando Earpiece

 Why was he nominated? Because he didn’t even bother learning his lines—he just listened to them through an earpiece like he was taking a very long phone call.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Encarta_User06/02/2007 19:50I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@AltaVista_Pro10/25/2007 05:13Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@X-Gen_Mark07/09/2008 16:39This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Matrix_Rebel06/14/2006 12:32I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Mainframe_Manny05/26/2008 17:23Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Nice_Guy_Eddie09/26/2008 12:24Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Newgrounds_User05/19/1997 15:56Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
@Salad_Fingers_F12/08/2012 14:15I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@Hacktivist_Fan12/14/2008 01:36Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
@Social_Media_G05/06/2008 08:10I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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