2023 Classic: The Bodybuilder

“I’m not changing the bulb, I’m ‘optimizing my mechanical tension’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two...read more »

How many Irish people does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2013, the world was caught in a whirlwind of viral trends and ...read more »

In 2012, the world was supposedly ending according to the Mayan c...read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One. But i...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But ...read more »

How many stand-up comedians does it take to change a light bulb? ...read more »

In 1995, before LED was a household term and when "energy saving"...read more »

@Doom_Guy05/07/2013 20:44Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Resident_Evil_Z10/10/1999 05:53Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril11/08/2007 12:33He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@SoundBlaster_AWE12/12/1999 03:21Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Firewire_Fan01/20/2008 16:01Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Pedro_For_Pres08/16/2004 02:12Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.