“I’m not changing it, I’m just doing overhead presses with the fixture.”
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1. 2005 Vintage: The King Kong Fan
One, but he’s too big for the ladder and ends up swatting at planes.Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jo... read more »
One, but he’s too big for the ladder and ends up swatting at planes.Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jo... read more »
2. 2009 Classic: The Coraline Fan
One, but the new bulb has buttons for eyes.Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 - The Blue Avat... read more »
One, but the new bulb has buttons for eyes.Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 - The Blue Avat... read more »
3. 2022 Classic: The Turning Red Fan
One, but they turn into a giant red panda as soon as they get frustrated with the socket.Part of... read more »
One, but they turn into a giant red panda as soon as they get frustrated with the socket.Part of... read more »
4. 1997 Vintage: The Fashion Model
One, but they’ll need a fan blowing their hair while they do it.Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes:... read more »
One, but they’ll need a fan blowing their hair while they do it.Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes:... read more »
5. 2005 Legacy: The Green Day (Holiday) Fan
"Hear the sound of the falling... glass."Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 - The YouTube Rev... read more »
"Hear the sound of the falling... glass."Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 - The YouTube Rev... read more »
6. 2008 Classic: The Pineapple Express Fan
"This bulb is, like, the rarest wattage ever, man."Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 - The D... read more »
"This bulb is, like, the rarest wattage ever, man."Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 - The D... read more »
7. 2021 Classic: The “Two Trucks” Fan
One, but it’s very weird and specific to the internet.Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 - Th... read more »
One, but it’s very weird and specific to the internet.Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 - Th... read more »
8. 2017 Archive: The Star Wars (Last Jedi) Fan
One, but they toss the old bulb over their shoulder and walk away to live on an island.Part of t... read more »
One, but they toss the old bulb over their shoulder and walk away to live on an island.Part of t... read more »
9. 1998 Vintage: The Tourist
One, but they’ll ask someone else to take a picture of them holding the bulb.Part of the 71 Ligh... read more »
One, but they’ll ask someone else to take a picture of them holding the bulb.Part of the 71 Ligh... read more »
10. 2005 Classic: The Tourist
"Is this the same light bulb they use in the White House?"Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 ... read more »
"Is this the same light bulb they use in the White House?"Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 ... read more »
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