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1999 Classic: The Bodybuilder

 “I’ll change it, but I’m doing it one-handed while drinking a protein shake.”

Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover12/06/1995 20:08You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Austin_Powers_Groovy12/25/2013 06:26Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Msdos_Expert05/07/1998 03:01DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Agent_Smith_0111/15/1999 14:28It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Bam_Margera_Fan04/19/1997 06:04Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
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