Why did Bob Dole always talk about himself in the third person? To make sure that at any given moment, there was at least one person in the room who knew exactly who he was talking about.
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Oops, I laughed again!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Super green! Hilarious!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!