Why are people still wearing them? Because the Navy’s logistics system is the only thing slower than a “Stealth” carrier’s elevator.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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M’lady... this joke is superb.