Why were the napkins so necessary? Because Leona Lewis kept “cutting us open” with her vocals while we were trying to eat ribs.
Part of the 32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
But you have heard of this joke!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!