I’ve been crossing my arms over my chest for six months. It’s the official 2018 salute for everyone who wants to feel part of a superior civilization.
Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Not bad. Not bad at all.