Why were people talking about Area 51 in 1997? To distract the public from the fact that the most “Secret” thing in Nevada was how much we were overspending on toilet seats.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
Tapping my way to a good mood.