2012 Archive: The Bird

I’m “tweeting” from the abyss.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "reflecting" in augmented reality.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "selecting" my favorite reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "displaying" 100% transparency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "moo-ving" to a better dimension.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

@Ebay_Sniper10/01/2010 07:43Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Fight_Club_Tyler02/25/2000 18:47The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@RoboCop_9006/15/1998 16:31Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F01/30/1996 17:00The future is laughing at us.

@CatDog_Alone04/17/2005 13:05One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@PeanutButter_J12/11/2003 06:15It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Shut_Up_Money07/26/2006 06:14Shut up and take my laughter!

@Hacktivist_Fan11/25/2009 21:41Hacking into the comedy mainframe.