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2013 Vintage: The Best Supporting Actress Race

Why did Sally Field lose? Because the Academy decided that Anne Hathaway’s “I Dreamed a Dream” was the official crying quota for 2013.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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