2002 Classic: The Best Sound Editing

Why did Pearl Harbor win? To ensure that even if the critics hated the movie, the sound designers could still pay their rent.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was it so moving? Because she proved that "Supporting" isn't ...read more »

Why did Poor Things sweep the visuals? Because the world looked l...read more »

Why was he there? To remind us that he’s still doing his own stun...read more »

Why was the food so "Atomic"? Because after Oppenheimer, even the...read more »

Why was he nominated? To prove that he can play a folk legend, a ...read more »

Why did the "Global Warming" doc win? To remind us that the red c...read more »

In 2007, the 79th Academy Awards finally fixed one of Hollywood’s...read more »

Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention it? To remind us that even if you're...read more »

Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »

Why did War Is Over! have a sequel? No, wait—it was Meow—because ...read more »

In 2005, the 77th Academy Awards brought a gritty, emotional punc...read more »

Why did it win Best Picture? Because after 25 years, the Academy ...read more »

Why did 20 Days in Mariupol win? To remind us that while we’re we...read more »

In 2014, the 86th Academy Awards proved that even in a room full ...read more »

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@Home_Alone_Kevin07/15/1995 13:54Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green11/22/2010 19:37Super green! Hilarious!

@Walter_Sobchak10/12/2009 12:33Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@CompuServe_Classic11/10/1999 04:30Premium humor for premium members.

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob06/07/2009 23:00The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Runescape_Noob10/31/2003 22:32Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!