Why did Life of Pi win? Because the music was the only thing that kept us from realizing the tiger wasn’t actually there.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: Paul Mescal’s "Shorts" Legacy
Why was everyone looking at his legs? To see if he brought the 1s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Hugh Grant "Snark" Return
Why was he there? To remind everyone that he still hates being in...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Conan "Ginger" Joke
Why did he call himself a "Human Cheeto"? To show that even at th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did the gladiators sweep? Because the sound of a rhino chargi...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Da’Vine Joy Randolph sweep? Because her performance in Th...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA, The Slap & Dune’s Desert Sweep” Edition
In 2022, the 94th Academy Awards returned to the Dolby Theatre an...read more »
2025 Classic: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Ancient Roman"? Because after the Best Pictu...read more »
38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition
In 2012, the 84th Academy Awards decided that "everything old is ...read more »
44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition
In 2003, the 75th Academy Awards tried to balance the glitz of Ho...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Sound Editing
Why was Civil War technical? Because the sound of a camera shutte...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
40 Oscars Jokes: The 1996 “Braveheart, Apollo 13 & Whoopi’s Return” Edition
In 1996, the 68th Academy Awards brought us back to the Dorothy C...read more »
2025 Archive: Conan’s "Tall" Jokes
Why did the stage looks so small? Because Conan O’Brien is so tal...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Anatomy of a Fall win? For showing that a French courtroo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ridley Scott Win
Why did he finally win Best Director? Because after 40 years of A...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Shut up and take my laughter!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
Equality for all jokes!