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2007 Classic: The Best Adapted Screenplay

Why did The Departed win? Because turning a Hong Kong thriller into a Boston bloodbath is the most profitable “Translation” in history.

Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2007 “Scorsese’s Redemption, Ellen’s Vacuum & The Departed’s Victory” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Peter05/07/2005 02:30My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Binary_Boy08/11/2007 01:1201001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Space_Jam_Lola11/19/2000 16:18Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Champ_Kind_Wham07/17/2002 06:31WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Old_School_Frank08/06/1998 15:00We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Numa_Numa_Guy06/04/2005 04:19Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Slashdot_Effect02/27/1997 09:28We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Orkut_Member_9904/26/2011 22:10A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Tagged_Network12/24/2007 11:33You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

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