2006 Archive: The Berry

I’m “berry” excited about the Wii.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "quacking" up at the AI.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I hope this year wasn't a "lemon."Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "grounded."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan07/24/2002 04:21I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@ICQ_Flower07/30/2012 16:47The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Harry_Potter_Ron01/06/2001 13:24Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Startup_Kid03/21/2009 20:05Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@One_Does_Not_S07/22/2001 08:23One does not simply read one joke.

@Leeroy_Jenkins08/06/2004 00:47At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Mobile_Web_0111/03/1996 16:48Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

@Podcast_Listener04/16/2003 22:47I’ll mention this in my next episode!