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2011 Vintage: The Bernard Hopkins “Old Man” Record

Why was he the champion at 46? Because he beat Jean Pascal and proved that age is just a number—as long as that number is lower than your punch count.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2011 “Mavs’ Revenge & The Aguero Moment” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja02/17/2005 04:12Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Encarta_User05/21/2011 03:46I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@CRT_Brightness05/06/2011 18:35I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Beavis_Butthead08/10/2005 13:34Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Bill_Nye_Fan01/12/2002 01:52Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Numa_Numa_Guy05/07/2011 22:26Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Web_Counter_9901/05/2014 13:29I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@GG_WP_9809/20/1996 23:27Good game, well played. This is a winner.

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