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2008 Vintage: The Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony

 Why were there 2,008 drummers? Because China wanted to show the world that “synchronization” is their middle name, making every other party we’ve ever been to look like a mess.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2008 “Bailouts & Billionaires” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Men_In_Black_K07/26/2013 05:51We are the best kept secret... of humor.
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