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2003 Classic: The Beer

 I’m “brewing” some trouble.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior03/29/2000 23:47I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Hotmail_Original10/11/2010 12:34Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@PalmPilot_Pro11/13/2007 13:06Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Jurassic_Park_Fan10/17/2011 23:24Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl08/31/2000 11:43Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Men_In_Black_K01/10/2010 02:02We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Flashdance_What10/06/2015 01:25What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Sixteen_Candles04/09/2000 08:51I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Keep_Calm_Fan08/30/2008 13:46Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
@Opera_User_9904/24/2013 12:26Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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