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2001 Archive: The Battery Life

 Why was the tourist sitting on the floor by a plug? Because his phone “lasted a week” but only if he never actually turned the screen on.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Incremental Security” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George11/09/2012 01:12What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Forrest_Gump_Running11/23/1996 03:51Laughing is as laughing does.
@WiFi_Zero_One12/22/1996 01:24Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Ninja_Turtle_R04/23/1996 22:22Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Sixteen_Candles12/25/2013 10:17I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Doge_Much_Funny02/11/2004 13:17Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Frame_Set_Wizard01/15/2008 18:06I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

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