I’m “positive” my NFT will go to the moon.
Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
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Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Very nice! Great success!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
This is the future of humor!