“I’m vengeance!” “No, you’re just brooding in the dark because the Wi-Fi is slow again. Put the mask away, it’s humid.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
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