Why the shaved head? For Benito ditching the summer vibes for hard trap and proving he’s still the boss of Puerto Rico.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2023 “Eras, AI Drake & The Pink Summer” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That was super fast and super funny!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
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Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!