Why did Mom hand out roses at the end of the night? To let certain relatives know they were “moving on” to the next round of holiday visits.
Part of the 38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl
Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »
2023 Classic: Spare (Prince Harry)
Why was Uncle Jim sharing way too much personal information? Bec...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Meat-Free "Turkey"
Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Moo Deng" Hippo
Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Retrotech" Boom
Why did the kids ask for a "Paper Book"? Because in 2025, holdin...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft (The Movie)
Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »
2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Everywhere
Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI President Rumors
Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Apple Intelligence Launch
Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »
2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve.
He called AAA and ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Four Seasons Orlando" Baby
Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
This is why we need the internet.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
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