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1999 Classic: The B-2 Spirit’s Long Commute

Why did the B-2 fly from Missouri to Serbia and back? To prove that you can fight a war and still be home in time to mow your own lawn two days later.

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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