Why did the B-2 fly from Missouri to Serbia and back? To prove that you can fight a war and still be home in time to mow your own lawn two days later.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I just set this as my away message. Classic!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
This joke is an Epic Win!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!