“I bought the $3,500 ski goggles that let me see apps!” “Great. Now you can look at the bills we can’t pay in immersive 3D spatial audio. Truly, the future is here.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
The best thing since version 1.0!