2011 Archive: The Apple

I’m “taking” a bite out of the 4S.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "barking" up the right cloud tower.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2005 changed how we consume everything. While the first video "Me...read more »

I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan05/28/1996 01:38I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@T9_Texter10/26/1999 23:534-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Melrose_Place_Fan04/15/2007 09:16Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Heathers_Winona11/30/2004 02:42Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Bill_Ted_Excell09/10/2008 02:48Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Viewer_Number_102/19/2008 22:45First! And it’s funny!