Why did Dads keep leaving the BBQ? To check their desktop computers for a “Welcome” chime that took 10 minutes to load over a 28.8k modem.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Found this on the deep end of the net.