1996 Archive: The AOL Version 3.0 User

One, but it takes 20 minutes to “Handshake” with the socket before the light starts.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2009, the world went 3D. We were all obsessed with the glowing...read more »

In 2011, the world was building its own reality. We were obsessiv...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

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How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many ca...read more »

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

@Doom_Marines10/08/2000 06:38Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Motherboard_Max10/06/2003 02:16This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Gnutella_User01/23/2003 13:48Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Oracle_Says10/05/2014 05:09I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Walter_Sobchak12/16/2007 17:28Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?