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1996 Archive: The AOL Free Trial Disks

Why were there so many AOL CDs in the White House in ’96? They used them as coasters during late-night strategy sessions on how to “log on” to the youth vote.

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator07/17/2011 11:16/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Yahoo_Directory05/26/1996 07:37Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Simpson_Quotes11/07/2009 11:21D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Coffee_Addict08/10/2007 23:46404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Cipher_Steak09/27/1996 08:53Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Aliens_Guy_Hair01/20/2001 21:18I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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