I’m “working” on my shrinking tech.
Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
The future is laughing at us.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
One billion... laughs!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
I’ll mention this in my next episode!