Why did Vladimir Putin call it a “reunification”? Because in 2014, “Geopolitics” meant that if you like a neighbor’s backyard, you just walk in, hold a vote where 110% of the people agree with you, and change the locks.
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Professional humor for professional people.
Deadly funny! Watch out!