Why was Andre so proud? Because he won Olympic Gold in Atlanta and was the only person who could pull off that 90s headband and oakley combo.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Club World Cup Expansion
Why was the summer schedule so full? Because FIFA decided that 32...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
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The Chess Athlete
Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »
47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 2019, the scriptwriters for global sports went into overdrive....read more »
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45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King's Decisions” Edition
In 2010, the sports world was loud—literally. Between the buzzing...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »
A Giants fan, a Padre fan,...
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
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