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1996 Archive: The Altavista Search

 Why was the researcher so fast? He used “Altavista” and felt like he had the world’s largest library.

Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

The HR Manual
Reading the fine print of your employment contract.According to t...read more »
The Resignation Letter
The final boss of office communication.I’m thinking of quitting m...read more »
2025 Vintage: The iPhone 17 "Air"
 Why is it so thin? Because Apple decided that "Screens" are obso...read more »
The Desktop Wallpaper
The only window to the outside world many of us have.My desktop w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Inside Out 3" Rumors
 Why is there a "Boredom" character in the meeting? Because he’s ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The GTA VI Sick Day
 Why was the entire office "working from home" on a Tuesday? Beca...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Farewell
 Why did the programmer smile? Because he realized that PROJECT-R...read more »
The Dual Monitor Flex
Having two screens makes you look 50% more productive and 100% mo...read more »
84 Office Groaners: The 2024 "Spatial Reality & Brain Rot" Edition
Welcome to 2024 – the year the office officially went "Spatial" w...read more »
67 Office Groaners: The 2008 "Great Recession & App Store" Edition
Welcome to 2008 – the year the economy went "CRASH," the App...read more »

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 Why did the manager fire the AI agent? Because it learned too mu...read more »
69 Office Groaners: The 2016 "Pokémon GO & No Headphone Jack" Edition
Welcome to 2016 – the year the office became a PokéStop&nbsp...read more »
The Reply All Disaster
A digital nightmare every office worker knows too well.I accident...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad10/11/2000 15:37Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Duke_Nukem_Fan07/12/2005 13:32I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Baywatch_Runner08/30/2007 01:32Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Broadband_Newbie03/01/2006 07:29Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Brazil_Terry_G10/07/2003 05:03Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Green_Day_Fan04/20/2000 22:14Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Mini_Me_Rocks08/21/2014 08:53... (Laughter in silence).
@Dodgeball_Pat08/13/1998 06:52If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Hat_Tip_Sir01/31/1995 19:41M’lady... this joke is superb.

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