Why did everyone have a “Peace” sign on their lawn? Not for the 60s vibes, but because we hoped the aliens from the movie would see it and spare the grill.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Very nice! Great success!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!