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2004 Archive: The “Alexander” Length

 Why was it a joke? Because three hours of Oliver Stone’s history lesson felt longer than the actual conquest of Persia.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander & White Chicks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve09/07/1999 04:00Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@WebSurfer_X05/19/2002 14:58Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Forrest_Gump_Running04/13/2008 08:25Laughing is as laughing does.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei08/02/2007 08:48You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Blink_182_Mark10/12/2008 12:33What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Butthead_Uhhh07/15/1999 14:04Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Bebo_Lover_0512/13/1995 10:58Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat04/29/2012 19:42Heh heh heh. Good one.

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